A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?” The rabbit replies “I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect.”
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. Jack Handey
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see…” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What…
Houston: ISS, this is Houston, we’re good-to-go on your return to Earth. Please make your way to the Soyuz capsule and get yourselves comfortable. ISS: Houston, this is ISS. Listen, we’ve had a bit of a chinwag up here. Basically, we’re thinking of extending our…
There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet. Unknown
I can only really ever remember one joke. Which given the crudeness of it makes for embarrassing situations at dinner parties when the inevitable question arises during the lull in conversation… What is the best thing about sex with 28-year olds? There’s 20 of them.
So Jesus walks into a restaurant, his twelve apostles in tow. He hadn’t made a reservation because, well, it was a last minute thing. And he didn’t have a telephone to call ahead. He approaches the host who upon seeing the crowd making a beeline…
I was reminded of an old joke recently, it goes something like this… Three university girls had heard that brass players are better kissers because of their lip control, embouchure and stamina. So each one arranged a date with a different brass player to test…
