Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see…”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you, Watson?” Holmes enquired.
“Well astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter-past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you?”
Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke…
“Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”