The church is near but the road is icy. The pub is far away but I will walk carefully. Unknown
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. Elvis Presley
Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true. Charles Dickens
To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe. Marilyn vos Savant
How paramount the future is to the present when one is surrounded by children. Charles Darwin
You can’t be afraid of people willing to hurt you, cause if you fear life, then you will never live. Chester Bennington
The earth has music for those who will listen. George Santayana
Pay no attention to what critics say; there has never been a statue set up in honour of a critic. Jean Sibelius
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Walt Disney
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. Damon Hill
We are the cosmos made conscious and life is the means by which the universe understands itself. Professor Brian Cox
A dog is not just for Christmas. Sliced thinly enough, it will see you through Boxing Day as well. Unknown – Bumper Sticker
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
We found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so we took it. Well, you never know when a spare nail will come in handy. Unknown – Heard On SamFM