Burn or Bum… I’m so often mistaken, but rarely disappointed. Unless you’re discussing typography, in which case I’m nearly always confused and rarely pleased. Oliver White
English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. James Nicoll
Without music, life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Dave Barry
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been.” John Greenleaf Whittier
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Henry Ford
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty. Lao Tzu
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. Clive James
The soul is like a violin string: it makes music only when it is stretched. Neal Maxwell
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Martin Luther King, Jr.
An understanding of the natural world and what’s in it is a source of not only a great curiosity but great fulfilment. David Attenborough
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. Frank Dane
Infatuation is the language of a beautiful eye upon a sensitive heart. Joseph Bartlett
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. Fuzzy Zoeller