The farther one gets into the wilderness, the greater is the attraction of its lonely freedom. Theodore Roosevelt
There is only one right way to eat a steak – with greed in your heart and a smile on your face. Soumeet Lanka
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain
Sometimes you have to bring back only the steering wheel so the car owner will know that you’re giving it all you have. Mario Andretti
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport. Unknown
Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. Charles Baxter
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate. That’s my philosophy. Thornton Wilder
The night is nowhere as dark as we might think. Mitch Goldberg
I hate leashes. Leashes are like condoms… you never have one when you need one and when it gets too big, they break. Unknown
A good wave is like a good man; hard to find and when you do, someone’s probably riding it. Unknown
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table – there’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about. Garrison Keillor
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. Joey Adams
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. PJ O’Rourke
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh