If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. Rita Mae Brown
To explain all nature is too difficult a task for any one man or even for any one age. ‘Tis much better to do a little with certainty, and leave the rest for others that come after you, than to explain all things by conjecture without making sure of any thing. Isaac Newton
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child
So… Italian gelato. Take the deliciousness of a regular ice-cream cone, times it by a million, then sprinkle it with crushed-up unicorn horns. Jenna Evans Welch
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini. George Burns
For there was never yet philosopher, that could endure the tooth-ache patiently. William Shakespeare
There are four things that hold back human progress – ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants. Sir Charles Lyell
E pur si muove. Galileo Galilei
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love. Stirling Moss
No water, no life. No blue, no green. Sylvia Earle
When it comes to queer vs straight it’s a no brainer, cause ‘the weirdo’ wins every time. Jen Brister
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never. Charles Caleb Colton
It’s just as difficult to overcome success as it is to overcome failure. William Walton