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Consuming pornography does not lead to more sex, it leads to more porn. Much like eating McDonalds every day will accustom you to food that (although enjoyable) is essentially not food, pornography conditions the consumer to being satisfied with an impression of extreme sex rather than the real. Virginie Despentes

July 24th, 2022

I’ll be totally honest, I’m not entirely sure how to start this. A few opening paragraphs have travelled my mind in the past fifteen-or-so minutes, but none are quite right. Or at least, not right enough to commit fingers to keyboard. And usually, in these…

A Frank Question About The Right To Orgasm

August 30th, 2019

I can only really ever remember one joke. Which given the crudeness of it makes for embarrassing situations at dinner parties when the inevitable question arises during the lull in conversation… What is the best thing about sex with 28-year olds? There’s 20 of them.

The Only Joke I Can Ever Remember

February 8th, 2019

You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Unknown

January 27th, 2019

A big wave is like a beautiful woman, exciting to look at and thrilling to ride. Buzzy Trent

December 2nd, 2017

When I raced a car last it was at a time when sex was safe and racing was dangerous. Now, it’s the other way round. Hans Stuck

August 7th, 2015

I always thought that coding was quite similar to sex. The first time you do it you have no idea what you’re doing. It seems like men think about it more than women. Doing it in a large group makes things far too complicated, since…

Getting Jiggy With Java

May 14th, 2006