#HappyImSingleBecause…
…I get to sleep like a starfish. Every. Single. Night.
This photo is actually of me. Taken in Coventry Premier Inn in 2017 after the company I worked used to work for took over a store and I pulled a ‘week-long open-to-close’ type shift. Ah, those were the days.
And no – as I said at the time – I will not say who took the photo.
And yeah, I am aware of my grammar. That was an announcement. I wonder who gets the message first…?