Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman February 28th, 2019
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein February 28th, 2019
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen February 28th, 2019
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy. Among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. Barbara Cartland February 28th, 2019
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Terry Pratchett February 28th, 2019
