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Posts tagged ‘Joke’

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. Jack Handey

April 13th, 2022

Tent & Stars

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see…” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What…

Sherlock Holmes Camping Joke

April 13th, 2022
Cat Doctor

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines… …but catscan!

Clever Cats Joke

May 2nd, 2021
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Life Lessons On Handwashing & Roundabouts

June 24th, 2020
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ISS

Houston: ISS, this is Houston, we’re good-to-go on your return to Earth. Please make your way to the Soyuz capsule and get yourselves comfortable. ISS: Houston, this is ISS. Listen, we’ve had a bit of a chinwag up here. Basically, we’re thinking of extending our…

Houston, We Have A Problem… We Want To Stay Up Here

March 17th, 2020
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There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet. Unknown

July 23rd, 2019

Feet

I can only really ever remember one joke. Which given the crudeness of it makes for embarrassing situations at dinner parties when the inevitable question arises during the lull in conversation… What is the best thing about sex with 28-year olds? There’s 20 of them.

The Only Joke I Can Ever Remember

February 8th, 2019
The Last Supper

So Jesus walks into a restaurant, his twelve apostles in tow. He hadn’t made a reservation because, well, it was a last minute thing. And he didn’t have a telephone to call ahead. He approaches the host who upon seeing the crowd making a beeline…

A Table For Twenty-Six

December 7th, 2018
Chet Baker

I was reminded of an old joke recently, it goes something like this… Three university girls had heard that brass players are better kissers because of their lip control, embouchure and stamina. So each one arranged a date with a different brass player to test…

It’s Not Just Kissing We’re Good At

September 11th, 2017
Santa Claus

Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once per year.

Why Is Santa’s Sack So Big?

December 24th, 2005

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