Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you travelled. Unknown
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow. Unknown
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. Unknown Chinese Proverb
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport. Unknown
I hate leashes. Leashes are like condoms… you never have one when you need one and when it gets too big, they break. Unknown
A good wave is like a good man; hard to find and when you do, someone’s probably riding it. Unknown
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. Unknown
You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Unknown
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure. Unknown Czech Proverb
If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. Unknown