In the 1980s, saying “Give me ten minutes, I’m coming in a tranny” was okay. Nowadays, not so much. Unknown
My hair isn’t messy, it’s just erupting with awesome. Unknown
We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended. Unknown
If you are more fortunate than others build a longer table, not a taller fence. Unknown
Those eyes of yours could swallow stars, galaxies and universes. What hope did I ever have? Unknown
The first to apologise is always the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest. Unknown
I realised the other day that you don’t actually ‘wash your hands’. They wash each other while you stand there staring at them like a serial killer. Unknown
We are all stars, secretly wishing for someone to adore us like the night. Unknown
Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contempory necessity. Unknown
Leap Day: A day where ‘this time last year’ and ‘this time next year’ does not apply. Unknown
Fall seven times, stand up eight. Unknown, Japanese Proverb
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. Unknown
There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet. Unknown
