To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Steven Wright March 8th, 2019
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Steven Wright December 18th, 2015
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was okay. Steven Wright January 20th, 2010