I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. Jack Handey
Doing small things every day will, over time, amount to sizeable achievements. Glasses of wine, cigarettes, lines of cocaine… these are all relatively small things. Oliver White
I can only really ever remember one joke. Which given the crudeness of it makes for embarrassing situations at dinner parties when the inevitable question arises during the lull in conversation… What is the best thing about sex with 28-year olds? There’s 20 of them.
…but didn’t. So today I had the good fortune of driving my bosses car for the day. Mine had an unscheduled service appointment and at short notice, his BMW was relinquished for my pleasure. Being a conservative chap with little sense of humour, I wiled…
