‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their…
You brought me coffee in the morning and wished me a merry Christmas. You helped me dress and forgave me for not shaving. You served me pancakes and gave me reassuring patience as I chased them around my plate. You helped me open my presents…
I have three things to say: 1. The only people allowed to my funeral are two – one who gets the feet end, and one who gets the head end. Suffer like I have for fuck’s sake… 2. I have no Christmas spirit. 3. Amelie…
