The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child August 24th, 2018
So… Italian gelato. Take the deliciousness of a regular ice-cream cone, times it by a million, then sprinkle it with crushed-up unicorn horns. Jenna Evans Welch August 21st, 2018
For there was never yet philosopher, that could endure the tooth-ache patiently. William Shakespeare August 14th, 2018
