You know, I don’t believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fucking weird ones. Eddie Izzard
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this…
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth… Then he said, “Let there be light.” Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He’s brilliant. Ricky Gervais
Surfing, alone among sports, generates laughter at its very suggestion, and this is because it turns not a skill into an art, but an inexplicable and useless urge into a vital way of life. Matt Warshaw