A big storm is as beautiful and joyous as a glorious sunny day. It’s the mediocrity of the overcast, the occasional glimpses of sun through cloud that drag one’s thoughts into the mundane. Oliver White
The part of the world I live, grapes aren’t always available, they aren’t always in-season. However, the trick I’ve learned is to buy grape juice preserved in alcohol. Now that’s always available. Oliver White
When your doorstep is burning, you don’t just close the door and hope for the best. Oliver White
Doing small things every day will, over time, amount to sizeable achievements. Glasses of wine, cigarettes, lines of cocaine… these are all relatively small things. Oliver White
Toilet paper? Nah mate, I’ve got a shower. Fags and booze, that’s what I’m stockpiling. Oliver White
You know how they add vitamins and minerals to food products to make them healthier… Why can’t they do that with coffee? Oliver White
Burn or Bum… I’m so often mistaken, but rarely disappointed. Unless you’re discussing typography, in which case I’m nearly always confused and rarely pleased. Oliver White
By the way, just sayin’, the M&M apostrophe thing happened again. This time I avoided brain-fuckery with the liberal use of wine. I am learning. Oliver White
It says here that Fruit Pastilles are made with “real fruit juice”, and I think Skittles make a similar proclamation. So do these count as one of my 5-a-day? And if so, where does grapefruit-infused vodka stand in all this, ‘cos I reckon I might be overindulging in fruit. Oliver White
So aside from Kir Royales and scotch, is there anything else I’m not allowed to drink from a pint glass? Oliver White
Prodrivel was an old domain of mine, and there is a story behind it that I quite enjoy, although it will probably be lost on most. So… years ago when I was running BlogF1 – an independent and successful Formula One website – a new…