Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They’re just pretty people singing music written by others. Eddie Izzard
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they’re two words which are both… different. In spelling. Eddie Izzard
You know, I don’t believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fucking weird ones. Eddie Izzard
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. Eddie Izzard